Alicesme and Remmett\'s secret underground layer of monkey government confederacy planning!

...In the world.
this is our place, be warned we will mainly be ~~fighting~~ settling disagreements in here, but you are welcome none-the-less
It is also for the planning of our world domination....(none army related...just a little something we have been brewing for a while)

Supreme leader - Alicesme Runeheart
Alicesme's advisory team: Elizabeta 'remmett' redbird-north, the joker, sylar Razz

, spok!!-woop, batman,jake.t, aragon, saphira
DCI Elizabeta Redbird- Elizabeta 'Remmett' North
Her counsil (governing code 9/spooks and the arts Razz

)- Lucas North, Harry Pearce, Guy of Gisbourne, Bitter Sweet - (four spots available, not yet filled)

Her brain twin Zoey Redbird.
Zoey Redbird's counsil (governing religion (?))- Damien Maslin, Jack Twist, Erin Bates, Shaunee Cole, Aphrodite, Darius, Stevie Rae Johnson, Erik Night

Various other roles
Calacencasperlisle Blackdemon - head of creative arts (?)
Treasurer - Antionette Frost
head of weaponry - Theresa love cullen
Negotiator - Theresa love Cullen
Dictionary dude(official title) -Anna.J
Head Assasin-Mike.B
Official Book tester- Sarah.B

Cullenism
High Priestess of Cullenism - JazzGirl
Vessel of Carlisle-
Vessle of esme- Anna.J
Vessel of Jasper-
Vessel of Alice-
Vessel of Emmett-
Vessel of Rosalie-
Vessel of Edward-
7 priests and priestess' of cullenism -
Africa -
South America -
North America -
Asia -
Europe -
Oceana -
Antartica

Nyxism
High Priestess of Nyx - Zoey Redbird
7 priests and priestess' of Nyx
Africa -
South America - Zoe Mcgrath
North America -Sarah Bell
Asia -
Europe -
Oceana -
Antartica -

Vaselineism
High Priestess-Anna.J
Other Priestesses:
Molly.A
Alicesme Runeheart

monarchies (overlords) listed below... (although not many applicants yet)

Teth Necroancer - Alaska
Jake T.-China
Sophie.W- spain, portugal and 50% of Hawai
Anna.J-Turkey, Thailand, 10 % of california
Molly.A- skandanavia (sp?)
Natascha.S- the maldeves
Zoe.J- 72.5% of Arizona and 90% of California and governess of Beijing
Elizabeta 'Remmett' North-Russia
Jacob-Pakistan

right, i'm not sure, but i think that's it for now folks. just let me know about inquires and such.
oh and BTW, italy, forks texas and mexico are offlimits to Hopeful Overlords.

^in fact, that sounded a little sinister.... Rolling Eyes

^
so to lighten the mood:
*breaks out drinks drunken

and cocktail sausages*
hello?
anyone?

'ite y'all, just to let you know, i wrote that up^^^ took me bloody ages, i want copyright or something. sorry for being so picky but to be honest, i haven't had something to complain about in ages - i need a release

Hey hey everyone!
i'm Remmett (the awsome one)
yeah, alicesme's the dictator, i'm just the vice.
think of it as the cool uncle
anywho, come, sit, relax.
...actually, don't. that's boring.
here is the place to be a dork.
here is the place to be a freak.
here is the place to take over the world.
it's like pinky and the brain, isn't it?!

anywho, *puts on russian accent*
velcom to our sekret gofveyrment bess.
hehehe

No! it is not pinky and the brain....i hate that show!
but the rest is true
come, be a nerd, be a freak!
be a completely obbsessed psycho dork wth me! cheers

come on Jo, it is a bit like pinky and the brain.
i mean obviously i'm pinky (the dopey one) and you're brain (the brainy one)

ok, i have a vision for this place. ashes to ashes.
i mean come on.
kickass British police.
80s music.
80s clothes.
80s decor.
80s everything.
and it's v. like 'life on mars'
and it's got DCI Geane Hunt in it.
it's everything you could ever dream of.
ok, here's Gean >>>

oooh oooh oooh, jo! can my title be DCI? detective cheif inspector...OF THE WORLD!

oh HALE YES ...wow did i really just put that.....you are really changing me remmett!
ok so fine, but there is also some life in mars in there, not just ashes to ashes...and don't forget the joy division posters!
cheers

Oooh, I discussed this with you, Jo!
As a devout cullenist and super-lexer, I've earned a high position Very Happy

*peeks in*

Wow, nice title!

Just stopping in to say hey to Pinky and the Brain Wink

and come visit me anytime! It's gonna be quiet in my tent without ya'll! Razz

Veronica Ricci wrote:: Oooh, I discussed this with you, Jo!
As a devout cullenist and super-lexer, I've earned a high position

Yo Ronnie, which cullenist are you?
i'm Remmett_Until_Dusk (duh.)

and yeha Layla, the title is pretty smooth. alicesme made it up
and Pinky says unto you - i shall visit your tent...now.

*skips off to Layla's tent*

I iz who_needs_fangs?

hi veronica!
yeah veeronica, you can work allongside remmett, you can be supreme leader (insert name here), high priestess in training of cullenism.
remmett....can we stop using that stupid pinky and brain thing...i hate that show!...besides their plans allways fail...ours wont!
Very Happy

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*drags in hot blonde elf*
now, legolas, i need you stay put here while i go get some things for you!
*leaves*

NO JO! YOU CAN'T GIVE RONNIE THE HIGH PRIESTESS TITLE! THAT IS RESERVED FOR JAZZ GIRL OR ME! JEEZ!
AND I'LL LOOK AFTER LEGOLAS!
OH AND RICHARD ARMITAGE, OF COURSE.

Cool

<-- Richard Armitage.
*swwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnn*
*richard gives killer richard armitage smile*
*smiles cheekily in response*

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sorry for being such an ambitious madam but i did practically invent the dictatorship and i sure as hell was responsible for putting the monkey government into things.

hey, overlord is higher than supreme leader...so what's wrong with her being a supreme leader...i thought you were an overloard?!
and i was jsut being friendly!...you do have to share legolas you know!
you can keep richard for yourself.....i just need to find gabriel!

hehe guy failed again in robin hood...poor him
did you hear, they are gonna change jonas armstrong to someone else!
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2009 May 9 04:03 Sat is the next full moon...wanna do something ?

uh, firstly; i'm DCI of the world. (i.e. the second most powerful person in the dictatorship)
and it's the cullenism bit which annoyed me. Jazz girl is our one and only high priestess. so there.
ok, but Legols and Legolas will rise...mwa ha ha.
change jonas? that sucks. and guy didn't fail, he just hasn't completed prince john's mission.
WE FIGHT FOR KING RICHARD! JOHN WILL NEVER BE KING!

you forget, i'm not friendly. i'm like gisbourne Very Happy

yeah, what did you have in mind?

okay, sohe didn't fail, he's just biding his time!
you will have to keep me updated with all your new names for yourself...dci of the world?!
okay, well rishard shall enver die!!!-unlike Pitt!-but that's another arguement
and fyi(wow, i don't think i've ever said that before), that's why i put 'in training' so she can one day (if seen fit) take over from Jazz girl!

yeah, and you can't hog legolas, i'm the one who introduced you to him!
you owe me!

and full moon....ritual?!....ooh, and i know where north is. so the candles can be in the right positions!-ow, i'm so sad!

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*brings in bow and quiverof arrows, lays them down beside legolas*
here you go,
*drags in arget, sets it up on the otehr side of the room*
ooh i allmost forgot.

-one of those get fat massive elephant things for you to fight if you get bored

Very Happy

see, i'm a better hostess than remmett! Razz

Remmett Nightstorm wrote:: ok, here's Gean >>>

oooh oooh oooh, jo! can my title be DCI? detective cheif inspector...OF THE WORLD!

do you not remember anything?!

ritual sounds fun, yeah.
and as for hostess; yeah, you're a great hostess.
they also said that about neferet. she went mad with power. they said that about hitler. he went mad with power. i see a pattern developing...

hey, don't get like that with me, that's the whole reason you're involved with this, to stop me going crazy
*waves*
hi legolas

Alicesme Runeheart wrote:: hey, don't get like that with me, that's the whole reason you're involved with this, to stop me going crazy
*waves*
hi legolas

*legolas salutes in elvish way*
"dictator"

and Jo, i won that one so ha.

no yuop didn't, just casue you hung up first does not mean that you won

tell me everyone, were the world wars won with violence?, what do you all think?

Hello
Can i join?

Can i be the neogitator that gets her way by flirting?
Please?

Nice place

sure, all though i do also need remmetts permisson,
we're still in planning stages, we need to create official titles and such still.....we only have 2 or 3 sorted atm
i'm the official dictator of the world (or hopefully soon will be)
remmett is dci of the world (or something like that, she is there to stop me goiing crazy with power...which i almost certainly will)

as far as i'm concerned you can be in it......

Theresa Love Cullen wrote:: Hello
Can i join?

Can i be the neogitator that gets her way by flirting?
Please?

Nice place

negotiater? i didn't think of that; nice work Theresa, you're in.
(and i'm the easy going one really, despite how it might look Razz

)
anywho, we could use someone with the brains and the beauty instead of ~~pinky and the brain~~ teeny and the butch Laughing

*arrives underground*
Heres all the weapons i could spare
I could go to a country and go to the goverment and "persuade" them to give us command of that country
You don't want to know what i will do to get power
Just don't ask

I won't. trust me... ok maybe i might but we'll save that for a drunken sleepover or something. everyone loves a good gossip...

Oh and Russia is a priority. I need Russia. it's awsome. but of course we should start with our home country and so that means the UK.

How about Australia?
I know some people there who are leaders,
If i turn them, they will do my bidding and i will get the prime minister
And i will get the power

I'm still working on The U.S and Russia, maybe i will sneak into Russia and work my way from there

yeah, i've given remmett my permission , she will be the official ruler of russia,
hay we need someone incharge of aus, how about you theresa, what do you think?

oh and remmett, we need a date for world appreciation of heath ledger day.